My favorite MJ competitive story was from one of Sam Smith’s books where the Heat were leading the Bulls late and started to trash talk Michael, who was having a going-through-the-motions kind of game. He then went on a one-man 8-0 run in the last two minutes (ending on what Smith called a “SO THERE” dunk) and after…

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

Dismiss my comment (and the charges) after fixing the first sentence of the third paragraph.

I feel that way about basketball, in general.

Perhaps not all women should drive golf carts.

Unless I’m missing something, this is an argument for club memberships to cost less.

You mock, but it’s very likely that Jennifer is actually a cat that’s very hungry for hamburgers.

The HamNo fitness regime:

Now I’ll never be able to bounce my grandson on my knee, tell him about Kentucky’s magical season and try to explain to him what the word “vacated” means.

That is a good decision, it is called an Italian sub and is not at all weird.

Is there a way to keep this off Deadspin?

I couldn't be less interested in what this young man has to say. About anything.

You and Leslie Horn should get married and start your own site far away from Deadspin.

So it garnered about as much interest as “500 Days of Kristin”?

"What must Jameis prove?"

Any word yet on if Riot Punch will be served?

Gay sex on the track

This was the worst way for Kentucky to win, but the best way for Notre Dame fans to go into hiding until football season.

R.I.P. ZUNE!

He knew he was next.