luckily, he can't demonstrate his stupidity with a hot sausage in his mouth.

.... el pollo loco

... she said

.... reminds me of the tacky glue on shit some people buy at auto zone.

.. it moved.

GOLDEN!

... I have a lot more trust for a politician who doesn't stretch the truth or lie..

Noosa... nectar of the gods.

No - it's math. Even if you taxed the rich 100% it would not solve the fiscal problems we currently have; the other 50%+ will need to contribute "their fair share" as well.

putting a 100% tax on "the rich" still wouldn't solve all of our problems.

... the 54% not paying any Federal Income Taxes are certainly paying their fair share.

Uhm - they mention in the article it starts at 30k pounds, which translates into 50k dollars. Where did the 36k number come from?

... it means space for your girlfriend to cry when she gets mad at you for buying such a shitty car.

Cats and Ryan Reynolds? Totally cat lady approved.

... avoidance of the "awkward knee bruise" is important to the 1%.

.... he needs a bigger clown tie.

... I'd share some of my cheetos and mountain dew with her.

...I didn't want to be too gauche, garish or gaudy in my reply.

LOOK AT ME!!!!!