oh my goodness oh my goodness. 

that mookie betts assist was very, very sexual. my goodness. 

his brother is playing under a fully guaranteed $25.8m contract. i think there are resources available to him. 

it’s a gruesome visual, watching him go limp when his head bounces off the ice. two games is nothing. 

i went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. 

rivets very perfectly fit the character of a fox body. i love it. 

yeah, i mean, i’m not really saying anything about the Patriots defense was encouraging, but you can say what you’re saying about literally any single play in the game. far be it from me to hold field goals against them and say, “well, if KC has scored TDs instead, the score would have been this...”

is he, though? i mean, the NFL’s newest roughing the passer rule is so obviously a response to Aaron Rodgers’ collar bones... so that’s awfully disingenuous. 

what i’m saying has absolutely nothing to do with whether Tom Brady is standing back there or Joe Blow from Foxboro High School is. He overran the tackle, didn’t wrap up (um... how you tackle?), and bit the pump fake thinking the ball was gone. 

well, covering kicks is actually part of “special teams.” schemed by a different coordinator, staffed by players that could play primarily either on “offense” or “defense.”

it’s a lot more fun when the shit-talker backs it up. 

he very clearly overruns Brady and whiffs on wrapping him up with his right arms. that’s not to say he couldn’t have made the tackle (he could have), but you’re making it seem as if Brady is a leaf in the wind. 

a grammar mistake on an informal comment board? oh, the horror!

re; the Pats defense... giving up 40pts doesn’t really tell the whole story. the Chiefs benefited (immensely) from two fantastic kick returns. barring those, they may have given up less points. 

i don’t really understand how we got here.

hello internet commenter, meet 24 Year Old White Girls

alex is a maniac in the greatest sense. his physiological response to danger is fascinating.

that is fucking impossible to legislate. 

assets depreciate over time, generally. 

yeah, that’s a fair point. they’ve rallied a decent amount since Friday close, too. i’m interested to see how 3Q earnings go. analyst consensus is anything but “consensus”... their price targets are all over the map.