hey, look at this whataboutism bullshit!

that’s not what i am saying “isn’t true.” you are framing his comp package as a time-vesting options grant, which it is not. his tweets do not, today, have the ability to influence share price so much so that his first tranche vests. it’s been shown, however, that his actions not related to operational or financial…

yeah, i mean, that’s just not fuckin’ true and i’m sure that a half second google search would tell you that. his compensation plan is a multi-phased vested stock option plan with benchmarks at specific valuation, revenue, and profitability targets. it’s an off-balance sheet, non-cash comp plan for Tesla. and, get…

officers of public traded companies are keenly aware of the value of their companies and how that value affects their paper net worth, regardless of the short term or the long term. i work in finance for a publicly traded company, it’s not a secret. the market dictates their compensation. it absolutely benefits him to…

Musk, whose personal wealth is intrinsically tied to the value of Tesla, does not benefit financially from artificially inflating Tesla’s share price? explain to me how that works, please.

but... he yardage didn’t really require a jump ball unless the converted WR Tannehill can throw it 80+ yds in the air. that was not the right defense to be in. 

when my parents were shopping for an SUV (4 kids) a dodge dealer lent us a durango for the weekend. even had the plastic still on the seats. we ended up getting a Suburban, but i kind of thought it was SOP to test drive cars this way.

you can’t possibly be this obtuse

if you work at Bissell Brothers can you pls send me a case of Swish pls and thx. 

not necessarily. at their fort point location, they have a separate line for retail, which includes buying cans and filling growlers that people bring in to be filled from prior purchases.

i would kill to be so athletic that i could miss a dunk like this. 

where are these numbers coming from?

god have mercy on you and your poop house. 

are you really poop fear shaming me? how absolutely dare you sir! using an article that says your toothbrush may contain fecal matter to matter-of-factually state that my personal toothbrush has poop on it, despite not knowing how i store or clean my toothbrush, or how my bathroom is designed. how absolutely dare you.

dingus is practically a term of endearment. i sometimes forget that not a lot of people are familiar with the magic that is Dr. Steven Brule. if i really wanted to insult you, i think i’ve got more in the bag than “dingus.”

how many times do you dump in your home bathroom every day? are you in control of the cleanliness of your home bathroom? are you comfortable with your own personal hygiene practices and the practices of the people that live with you? can you say the same for your office? probably not. i brush my teeth at home in a…

not in a place that is used and shit in by dozens of people everyday that may or may not wash their hands and wipe their ass well. as if that’s a logical argument. fuck outta here. 

yeah, i mean, i can control the cleanliness of my apartment and am pretty comfortable with the hygiene practices of my SO. i work in a part corporate office with a bathroom that constantly has 3+ people shitting in it. as far as i know, there is not someone constantly shitting in my apartment who may or may not wash…

when you wake up in the morning... and then before you go to sleep. at home. 

i’m teasing. do as much as you’d like, but that’s an insane amount.