...and how do is spend my day, exactly?

none of my comments are an attempt at being clever. 

that is one of the least clever things i have ever read on the internet. 

you literally spend your entire day on kinja sucking off Elon Musk. 

my girlfriend is a crisis counselor at an elementary school. some parents, either willfully or otherwise, are unwilling to accept that their children may have issues, that their children are capable of abusing other children, that their loved ones are abusing their children, and so on and so forth. it is astonishing. 

have you been to Slab? was there on Sunday, loved it. 

generally speaking, there should be just cause for detaining someone on the suspicion of what you’re suggesting. the simple fact that he’s on a paper route really isn’t just cause. 

he’s so mad online. 

or, you know, the years of snow/salt exposure that is rusting it out. 

i think you missed that the car is in New England. 

I can’t wait to see the mental pretzel this puts PMT-but-not-Barstool fans in

anyone that refers to the team they are a fan of as “we” is a fucking squid. 

Cassius Marsh, the player who threw a gatorade cooler in the locker room because he wasn’t playing enough in a game the Patriots went on to win 33-8 thinks that playing for Belichick wasn’t fun... maybe that’s because he sucked? he refused to do what the team asked of him? just a thought, Samer.

i’m of the opinion that the Tesla is trailing the lead car too closely but am aware of the reality that most drivers are aggressive tailgaters.

holy shit, can we pump the brakes on using the word “bigotry”, especially in this context? do you even know what bigotry means?

i’m really not clear on why you felt compelled to include that.

not for nothing, but the person writing in pretty clearly stated “new-to-me”

how honorable of you to not joke about the death of a toddler.

well, he knows how to use snapface and instachat.

as if a word can have different meanings in different applications... oh the horror! what an insult!