Saw him walking around in cuffs and thought there was no possible way it was his femur. Last time I saw a broken femur (in a high school football game), it looked like my teammate had two knees.

I spend my summer weekends on Cape Cod and President Obama typically vacationed each summer on Martha’s Vineyard. The marina that we run our boat out of is basically directly across from MV. But, I digress.

good point.

Really? They couldn’t wait to put me into a 2017 WRX, which I certainly obliged. I drive a modified Mazdaspeed3, so I was really looking to compare it to an STi. The WRX felt under-powered to me, relative to my own car, but they may also be a result of my reluctance to drive a car that was not my own quickly.

In fairness to them, I was putting on the facade of intending to purchase a new STi, when in reality I was simply interested in driving one for informative purposes. I am in the process of sampling various AWD hot-hatches/sedans for future purchase. I could have feasibly bought a brand new one, but it didn’t seem…

woah, slow your roll. I think he was more so making a joke like “you won’t care this much the second time around.” Being my parents’ first child, I have watched their behavior become incredibly lax by the 4th kid.

That’s wild. I was disallowed to drive a ‘17 STi down the street by my local Subaru dealership.

One thing I have learned living in Boston is never, I mean NEVER, follow blindly follow an asian person across the street.

yikes

Sweet Mesquite Barbecue is dah gawd of Cape Cod potato chips, and I don’t really even like barbecue.

perfectly looped. greatest gif on the internet, to date.

My favorite has to be “you’re a fuckin dickhead, mate.” the faux-politeness is perfect.

Could not have been more ironic.

My mother’s 01 Suburban lasted well into the 200's here in MA; lots of ski trips, beach trips, football games, and just all around nasty weather. Can’t believe it lasted that long. She swapped it for a ‘14 Suburban all black with black interior. Looks like something out of Criminal Minds.

Now that is what we call getting “cucked”.

If you live in Massachusetts or have ever traveled to Cape Cod for a weekend summer get away, you have likely seen something very similar to what I am about to describe.

you’re giving people money advice that may not align with their personal goals and values.

Not me, but my little brother.

Tim Marchman drinks his own pee.

ooooooooh you’re going to break the car, Samir!