...So, this is what a microwaved hot-take looks like.

You won’t as wheel covers are returning in 2021.

This won’t cost much. The mules will most likely be built with spares from the existing cars, or out of the spare car (most teams have at least 1 spare car on top of the two cars used over the weekend).

Please feel free to stop talking about it any time now.

Hard disagree. I think Patty Jenkins gave her Wonder Woman film a distinct personality and Gal Gadot’s performance is terrific, while Captain Marvel is just unrelentingly bland.

For those of us who can wear facepaint but can’t sing or play any instruments, which should we try to sue our way into: Insane Clown Posse or KISS?

I’m sorry but the image of Gritty kicking someone down a flight of stairs Rocky 3 style is hilarious.

Shame y'all don't have a sport's site that could do this story justice.

Honestly, LW 1 found a woman interesting in visiting sex clubs and cuckolding role-play. His kinky desires aren’t 100% fulfilled, but they’re at least 85% fulfilled. He should focus on enjoying what he has.

In ASSHOLE’s defense, at least he didn’t send Dan the same letter 6 times in the hopes of getting it published, as the first guy did.

Whenever I go into a public restroom, I leave shit on the toilet seat so that the next person who comes in can laugh and say, “At least that’s not my shit on the toilet seat!”

You watch too many sitcoms bro.

Dear Savage Nobody,  I want to end my relationship but I don’t want to give my partner the idea that I’m a good guy who got away.  So my plan is to knock them out and drive them to the middle of the desert where I will leave them their naked with a bottle of water.  I then plan to burn my identity and move out of…

Wow these letters

I act like an asshole jerk to my significant other, not because I want her to break up with me but because I’m an asshole jerk.
So my question is: How can I get her to film me having a cry-wank into a pair of waders?

Maybe her kink is teasing and withholding? 

To those of us who hate the two-party system, Sanders’s independent status is a feature, not a bug.

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

Don’t watch their older video “Schindler’s List Made the Holocaust Look Rough...But Did It Say Anything New? And Why Were All The Characters Straight and White?”

“This thing is a monument to its self importance.”