Buy him a Malibu 😉

OR let the hedge funds fall on their swords and return the housing market to normal levels. Everything around me appreciating 25% a year, every year, for the last 4-5 years is absolutely stupid.

I was at a Lexus dealer this weekend to get the 2018 RX I purchased three weeks ago inspected; it’s a requirement here that you have to get any car you buy inspected within a month of purchase. The service writer asked if I was interested in trading it in.

So was the 5.3L 303HP FWD Chevy Impala SS.

300 HP Camrys seemed like a sign of the end times.

I own a Camry. It’s my third. I commute a long distance and that’s what they’re made to do. They’re reliable and I never have to think about my car while I’m driving it.

Wait... you owned an E39 M5??? I can’t believe you sold it! There has to be a term for people like you.

For me, it’s the recent (maybe decade-old) revelation that the Toyota Camry now has more horsepower than most of the cars in the muscle car era. I drive a 1968 Cutlass and a 1989 Firebird. I can’t tell you how many people like to point out you can get a Camry with more horsepower.

My e39 M5 wasn’t that fast by todays standards, but was fast enough that the power became frustrating. I’m a firm believer that to really get a thrill out of a sports car you need to be pushing it a bit, and pushing the M5 meant I was in go-to-jail territory pretty quickly, which also meant I didn’t get to push it…

Trickle down economics didn’t work for poor white people either but because they were still better off than black people they were just too stupid to realize it. 

Like most things, facts don’t matter. It did not matter in the 2020 election. It does not matter in the courts. Facts are twisted to fit the narrative of those that speak on such issues. White culture dictates its own set of facts to support their narrative. White culture has played the long game, presenting BIPOC in…

Fun isn’t fashionable anymore. We’re all about proto-fascist aggression now. Everything is angry, dark, and monochrome. It fucking sucks and I hate it.

I know we did a hard turn away from it in the early ‘00s but I think the ‘90s bright colors and patterns aesthetic was better than people give it credit for. It was fun!

The interior unironically rocks.

When swapping doors with your Bronco buddies, please remember to swap the key cores as well. Nobody wants two or four doors that each need a different key,

Bronco owners be like:

Double dipping there, nice.

Somebody better use this an excuse to do a harlequin Bronco.

Does this mean that instead of the “angry Jeep face”, we’ll have the “angry Bronco shoulder” - scoops, spikes, and jagged edges like a Gwar costume?

ill swap cyber orange with antimatter blue fenders for any broncos fans.