West Virginia used to have some really ominous graffiti in coal country. Multiple signs telling a story of running off scabs, huge warnings painted on the road and gangs of men at mine entrances with a couple of burn barrels were pretty common. I didn’t know there were still any brothers out there kicking ass. All you…

or spike strips :)

Once again, I am wondering how our country has moved so far to vilify workers looking for....checks notes...good pay and working conditions?! Who is against good pay and working conditions?! Do they hate ice cream and puppies too?!

The mk8 is full of capacitive touch buttons instead of physical stuff. 

I would buy a S3 hatchback without hesitation if it came here. A more attractive, better featured Golf R with an interior that doesn’t frustrate the hell out of you. The sedan version doesn’t excite me nearly as much. 

For reference, here’s the proper Audi A3 that the rest of the world get.

This is perhaps not really an answer to the question, but I’ve noticed that in America (at least in Georgia and Virginia), a huge amount of cars have a single, very slim decal line going across the side, front to back, usually beige or gold colored. Very sober, hard to see from far away.

Yes. I am eagerly awaiting the 4-series gran coupe 2-door. I expect it to combine some of the practicality offered here but with the kind of lower, swoopier styling that can only be offered on a true 2-door. Though if they really wanted my money, they’d build a four door version of that car.

But they didn’t. SUV’s don’t have open space for tall objects; large, maybe, depending on the size of the vehicle. Also, some people may not want to pay the premium price of a large SUV.

Do a PIT, lose your squad car for a month.

The un-greyed crowd from Jalop is weird - there’s quite a few bubbas that just want to talk about NASCAR and domestic shit built before 1990.

Always fun to stir them up about something stupid and watch them throw poo while they slowly die off from Diabetus and Racism.

Problem with cops is they don’t have consequences for anything. The following suggestion won’t solve the deep-seated rot in the police force, but it’s handy anyway:

Oh they’re not in the greys, this person comments on Jalop articles all the time as an approved commenter. Just a person with real bad takes, as you can see above... 

It’s replacing a Mazda 3 Sedan for me. Full stop, deposit made. I don’t need a large truck. I need a slightly taller than normal car with room for 4-5 small people and open space in the back for occasionally large or tall objects that won’t fit in a CUV. This thing is literally designed for me, and I’m thrilled it…

Yep, if it ain’t got at least a 6' bed, it ain’t a truck (sorry, Gladiator).

 why a holder?  why not just a bong that fits the slot?  Keep It Simple Stoner

if i were in the market for a small car, this would seriously be number 1 in my list of considerations too.... alot of truck people keep complaining how this isnt enough truck for them, but they completely neglect the fact that this isnt really going after the main truck market... it’s going after the small car/CUV…

Have you not been around when an extremely Jalopnik-centric car gets released?

Simple stuff is the best, this is just a simple slot but can think of tons of possibilities for different trips and different passengers and the limit is whatever someone’s 3D printer and/or fabrication skills are. I keep liking this little truck so damn much more than I already liked it from the early leaks and…

Missed opportunity for the Ford Active Replaceable Tether System.

“Multiple slots under the rear seats” is probably referencing the under-seat storage bins.