Hey, there was a B6 A4 going the opposite way, right before the 360 came through. This is not noteworthy? ;)

All full of his junk? Gross.

I'm pretty sure Unicorn there doesn't own a GT500.

They should let LG motorsports beat Ferrari for them. GM are the real idiots here. He wins, it's still a fucking Corvette!

Solo America's Tire para esto Cabrone!

Anything with 250lb-ft of torque, all wheel drive, snow tires, and a winter package. Ski sock is a big plus.

$14M wasted. That's nothing compared to how much will be wasted with the coming strip mall.

Can I buy one to overcompensate for my "stealth" package?

@Sam I - 5-point-OMGWTFBBQ: I'm all for a new Corvair.

Turbos make torque. Torque is good.

No way! That CAN'T be why why we are militarily involved in the middle east. I mean the middle east besides our Buddi Arabia.

There are strange things afoot at the Circle K...

Also, howcome I can't "heartclick" anymore? When I try, it pops up with "toggle star."

Whatever happened to slapping a turbo on that svelte little minx? Sheesh.

Yeah, didn't he used to have a star?

So, even after finishing the Prius quiz, the real estate is gone forever? C'mon, Jalopnik. You're better than that. At least an ad for an adult dating site?

Yeah, if we could slightly customize the page, that would be great. Like clicking an "x" to close a particular "window," such as the fucking Prius quiz. Otherwise, the new site looks awesome! Now, all we need is JFG back, think of the big, pretty pictures!

Can you please pass the snow to the PNW? Puff-puff-give motherfucker, you're fucking up the rotation!

AAAAH! Me too. WhatthefuckhappenedtoJalopnikm...!?!?!?!

You're right. It is getting perfectly normal for people to ask about where to go for some track time, but never actually do it, and instead be extremely unsafe on public roads. The internet is a blessing and a curse for automotive enthusiasm.