I don't think getting wasted and going to a racetrack would have helped much.

@-Beefmalone: Rednecks of all races exist. I was being classist, not racist. My apologies for insulting your family branch.

Let's take the torque tube to turning town!

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: Fuggin' beautiful...

I've only watched one of these auctions on TV, ever. It was interesting from a people watching perspective. I had no idea there was so much trash in this country with obscene amounts of money. It's like a redneck lottery winner's club.

@v8v10v12moreisbetter: It wasn't just washed. I didn't know the Navy detailed anything with Meguiars professional line of products.

@CanadaCraig: Whatever, you know-it-all.

@2xwishbonz: Audi doesn't call their variable valve timing anything at all. Ok, it is over the top to call four wheel drive "quattro."

@2xwishbonz: Wait, I thought you said any car worth it's fanbois didn't need turbos? Huh? My wife's old car, now mine, only has two tiny Borg Warner K03s and makes 382lb-ft @ <2000RPM with 2.7L displacement. I'm sure you can imagine the look on an unsuspecting VTEC Type Rsehole's face when they get blown away by a…

@2xwishbonz: That's not alot of torques. Usually, more HP than torque is indicative of a high revving motor with more of a "powerband" than a nice, flat torque curve for towing. I own three turbocharged cars, and they all pull better down low than any of their normally aspirated counterparts. They are not built for…

@AustintheBruiser: What!? You mean it is low pressure, not high pressure that is more in creating 'lift,' or, depending on your point of reference, 'downforce?' Preposterous!

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Nice touch with the caps on 24 :)

You think Mr. Hennessey would have better taste. My wife would never have settled for an automatic ;)

Way 2 furious for my taste. You can find uncut originals for a decent price and modify it yourself for far less.

Is that a fist-bump?

@solracer: Mmm, tough choice.

@Quattro-luvr: And making a few torques...

@buzz killington is gonna drive whatever car he damn well pleases: Good call! Who says there's no replacement for displacement...

@govintage: B5 Audi RS4 Avant. Fixed it for ya.

That's definitely better than 201 pound-seat of passenger.