@BATC42: Haha, you don't count. You probably also know how to drive, as well...

@billybobster: Practice it in your daily driving, if you have a DD car that doesn't have a messed up pedal arrangement. Every freeway offramp, every corner. You don't have to drive fast, just try to match revs and eliminate weight transfer due to clutch engagement. Once you get smooth with your brake when you blip,…

@Bill__Jordan: My first car, a 1963 ChevyII Nova wagon had one. It also had a Saginaw 4 speed and a Borg Warner T5 at one time or another. I tried to teach my high school girlfriend to drive the tree. Didn't work out so well.

@CarsAreNotAppliances: Good point. Plus, you used a form of the word "taint," the best word ever.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: I used to work with a 21 year old living with his parents. He somehow bought a brand new Sti and got it taken away from him permanently by the cops less than two years later. He did jail time and still had to pay for the car after it was impounded. Everyone tried to warn him, but he just…

Track days save lives. If you can leave it there when you leave.

@chsmadden: If you had that kind of money, and a Maserati, what are your chaces of becoming a coked up bitch? ;)

@TheAntiCat: The only thing better than taking a bonghit is giving one. Heartclick.

@bacon117: Must be slow today. Lots of Jezmodo shit going on.

So she was in shock because she was scared AND hispanic. One of those traits, by itself, might not have been enough.

Where's the Hayabusa power option?

Ford Asspyre.

@LuckyChuck: It's park on driveways and drive on parkways, FWIW. George Carlin RIP.

@ruDDur: That's rad

@hardeho: If you follow through, you should get a star :)

What a steaming pile of "design language."

Damn, he must go tanning with Boehner.

Maybe there was so much coke and buttsex leftover on the seats they came out ahead?

@GreenN_Gold: Lol

@EMTtech: No shit. Leave out the most important detail of the story...