@yabo75: Just because it's stock now, doesn't mean it was always stock, never raced, and the "never driven in rain" is a screaming red flag about the seller's honesty. Just sayin'.

A later 2G that hasn't even hit the "crankwalk window" of mileage yet? No used DSM is worth anything more than a few thousand. There are ALWAYS easter eggs that have been covered up for your buying pleasure. My '95 Talon that had 65k on it when purchased has only taken a few thousand to make "clean." I still love…

@Jim-Bob wants a Yaris: @Super Roo: Too true...

Judging by your left hand, you now know what I feel like every morning ;)

@b4ui8fastfood: You've never worked in a cleanroom, then?

It's not whatever Green Day is driving ;)

What about a shitter? Blasting cabinet? Tire mounter/balancer? Alignment bay? Aluminum smelter? Combination bong/drillpress? I see your dyno and raise you a test track out back, with snow/gravel/tarmac options.

@13BD16: I love it, but I'm not IN love with it...

@Arfdog: Word.

@Jim-Bob wants a Yaris: GREEN DAY IS NOT PUNK!

@M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love: Agreed on all points. Modern "punk" (Green Day) is really just pop...

I once wrote "I drift for cock" on the dusty back window of a friend's Corolla.

I got this Krewson guy figured out.

@two wheels are enough: I'm doing my part. Two cars, three turbos, no torque convertor in sight. Fat rubber, a few mods, and lots of miles. Lots of FUN miles :) Keep spreadin' the word...

@twinturbo2: I doubt it has as much to do with that as it's probably another great car not many are buying right now. Have you SEEN how many C5 Z06's are on CL for <$20k on any given day?

@$kaycog: GT44?

There shoulda been a shoutout Vanilla Ice segment in that soundtrack.

@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: Cock duster?

@modisch: Doesn't everything?

Looks good, but call me when they do a Mako Shark edition. This has the legs to become the new Mustang Special Edition Bonanza!