Past and Furious: The rise of Toretto.  

Anybody else notice his Nurburgring shirt was Laguna Seca?

I’d give you a thumbs up but my thumbs just retracted up into my anus.

NOT CLICKING ON THAT

I’m glad you work in a job that you can leave and not have an issue landing another one. I work in a very specialized field (offset prepress) and finding work in another location is extremely difficult.

It’s not your problem personally, so it is nobody’s problem. Typical southerner attitude.

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

Based on the current hot new trend in corporate america of expecting all their employees to come pre-trained so they don’t have to have a training budget, they probably hired him because he had previous security guard experience. If said experience was occupying a security desk at an office building he could have gone…

She’s either mentally ill or tweaking her face off. Also, they clearly do not teach Target security guards how to restrain and cuff someone. He dropped the cuffs multiple times and would’ve lost them completely if that woman didn’t come over and nonchalantly kick them over to him. And why wasn’t she wearing shoes?

So, at first I thought this bitch was just rolling around town with her drunk on. But I’ve never seen a drunk go into sing song speech when they were getting tackled and manhandled by the cops. So... Tweaker? Or was this bitch rolling for a fight?

I just assumed that she was really drunk, but she could totally be high. It wouldn’t not surprise me at all if that racist, white trash idiot had a serious habit.

...is she not wearing shoes?

“I was actually giving the police benefit of the doubt over my own child because I was thinking he must have been fighting back, he must have been resisting,” Chapman said.

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It’s completely misleading to call these “old Jets from Russia.” Misleading to the point of objective dishonesty.

Here I was hoping they were gonna buy some weird old Ilyushin aircraft to save money.

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You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

Holy shit...