Yearly testing for senior citizens and affordable mass transit. Until then, stories like this one will be all too common.

what kind of classless ultra douche would....

This might be a “be careful what you wish for” situation. It seems the judge’s ruling allows the breakaway district to control two elementary schools in the near term that will be zoned for Gardendale residents, but the high school which was just built is an expense they would have to take on, and it is looking like…

omg i’m going in a works cited????

Thank you, Kristen! I have a Civics assignment requiring me to write about an article related to drug trafficking. I’m so happy to be able to finally use Jalopnik as a source!

As I’m sitting here, laboriously typing this all out to you, I just want to scream THIS WOULDN’T BE AN ISSUE IF WE JUST LEGALIZED THE POT. 

This is a travesty.

The thing is, most BMW interiors today are kinda chintzy for a BMW interior.

How can anything the guards do be considered excessive? They are about to be boarded by armed pirates who will kill if they feel it is necessary. Pretty sure ‘about to be boarded by pirates with rifles who are going to kidnap and take us hostage and all of our cargo’ justifies deadly force.

Eh, the interior portion of the swap is pretty shoddy. The M5 never had the ugly all-gray interior, that’s a leftover from the touring’s 540i days. Would it kill the seller to buy some M5 door panels, lower dash, and center console? You could swap all of those in less than a day and it would look much more like a…

This makes me sad. Just further proof that BMW cares less and less about being the Ultimate Driving Machine.

When your driving is SO bad that people make multiple Facebook groups to keep away from you.

I’m surprised that a V6 was able to do that much damage to a London home. Are you sure it wasn’t a V2?

Sometimes they are appropriate though..

Obligatory George Berger comic:

Also, Jeremy Clarkson made a good point on this. If someone drives a terrible / utterly boring car, they have no interest in driving. If they have no interest in driving, they do not care about following the rules and are therefore most likely to be a bad driver.

Look at their car. Are there blemishes? Not necessarily a sign that someone is a bad driver, but I always give them more space. Either they dinged it while parking, someone else dinged it because they carelessly parked next to someone who doesn’t care about their car, or they’ve been in a fender bender, or and the…

Don’t you mean Maryland?

Virginia license plate.