Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Glib Take: Lose the sign, use the golf club on thieves.

Idea: Paint it with chalkboard paint, have kids attack it for day. Then put it on display for a month. Lather, rinse, repeat. 

It’s nice to know that even cultured Europeans who go to art museums can’t think of anything more creative than scratching their initials in things like an NYC subway vandal.

Yeah, well a decade ago I would have laughed and called bullshit if someone told me to go to the store and buy “diesel exhaust fluid”. And yet, here we are...

It has been done (not by Subaru), and it is glorious

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

I agree. They need a turbo H6. And then they need to put it in an SVX successor.

Snarky, but totally on point. This exactly for people who should buy a minivan, but want a “rugged” Subaru. They will sell a shit ton of them.

I feel a bit sorry for the mother, sounds like she was just trying to clean up her place.

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.

He’s a freakin’ dipshit.

Oh good. The States has never had issues removing crazy power mad leaders in the middle east through force before. This will be fun to learn this lesson for the first time.

There is no good reason for abortion... except for mine.

Full disclosure: I don't actually wear overalls but I am not ashamed to admit that I regularly wear old, worn in flight suits that I have collected from pilots who are bigger/taller than me. They're so soft, like snuggies but with a hundred zippered pockets for your every need. Plus, they're FREE! And if someone…

Samesies. Second I'm home, bra comes off. How the fuck does this woman manage this level of discomfort 23/24ths of her life?

I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.