The thing is, when something goes missing, you don't know where it is. Such is the nature of missing.

Tire gauge.

Oh my God I thought it said that they were destroyed by Miatas for a second.

They could never build an aircraft carrier as great as the USS Lexington with 300 Corvettes on it.

And for $500 more, you can sit inside the plane.

Looks like a snowbank

Looks like a 1999-2003 Mazda Protege

This is my girlfriend's car:

What do I win?

Please no...

It's a Trailblazer, a bit of a turd to begin with. It's a lot of WAT for me and CP.

Raph. You worry me.

Because I like my women the way I like my cars: Fast, Italian, and with turbocharged 1.4-liter MultiAir engines.

Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

Introducing the 2013 Winston mk. IV.