...And had a 2JZ swap instead of this unreliable BMW straight six. Ugh, if only!

... And cost $35,000.... And weighed 2,900lbs!

But if only it had a manual!

Here come all the people that weren’t going to buy one anayway proclaiming that they aren’t going to buy one.

Umm... math?

The Galaxie is the secret. My 66 convertible is every bit as striking as a GTO, Chevelle or Impala, and costs about 1/4 as much. Shares drivetrain parts with the everpresent Mustang so I will have engines galore as long as I keep mine. And it’s usually the only one at every car show I attend.

Did someone say Ford RS200? I love this photo!

This looks like Vin Diesel the same way that those potatoes chips people are trying to sell on eBay look like Jesus, which is to say not at all.

I understand he has some pecs, but we are getting into Dolly Parton territory there.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

STAY ON TOPIC OR YOU’RE BANNED.

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TurboJJ and Kristen sittin in a tree, k.I.s.s....

It’s a sign that you’re meant to be in each other’s arms. Come on. A girl like her and a guy like you would make for a good couple.

V8 Tho.

But V8.

My girlfriend and I currently plan on winning the lottery (It's a legitimate strategy!) and buying a 300-acre plot of land at the base of the Appalachians. On that land we shall build a horse and bison ranch, a authentic Norse cuisine restaurant, and our home.

That right there is my own personal dream.

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.