Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the point of a physical reveal event?

a virus genetically engineered by a consortium of HOA presidents dedicated to the total and complete destruction of fun on Earth

The Hero we needed...

Neutral: I’ve worked from home for more than a decade, sometimes the cars stay in the garage for 2 or 3 days in a row. Driving 60 miles each way to the office was a 2 or 3 times a year event, and most of those I was able to be the designated car pool driver. So my driving has changed little due to Covid-19

Indeed, I thought I was getting a pretty good deal on gas the other day, then it plummeted another 15 cents a litre the day after. Gas prices are in complete freefall.

With a two week incubation period, the exponential nature of infections spreading makes 100k not unreasonable to assume.

Part of the reason this was a thing, other than the obvious, was that the technology of steam locomotives evolved extremely rapidly in the 19th and early 20th century. By 1900 locomotives from the 1870s were already too slow, too weak, and too inefficient to make sense, except for short-line freight and other niche…

Those drums and containers better be airtight... gas starts deteriorating within 30 days if in contact with air.

Like this one?

I never used to believe people when they talked about the 'good old days' but now...

I’d show up to see some trains smash together.

My favorite activity at our annual county fair when I was a kid was the sledgehammer smash, where kids could hit a car with a sledgehammer for 25¢ per swing.

Before there were trains, people crashed horses into things.

You forgot the limes.

I made a list...so we good?

FCA be like “We don’t shut down our factories due to a serious illness. We do it the old-fashioned way: Lack of demand.”

Neutral: I bought a couple hundred dollars worth of food this to fill up my pantry, but that’s only because I literally just bought the place and needed to fill my pantry from zero anyway. One cannot live on pretzels and beer alone...but I sure did try.

Neutral: I only need the necessities, coffee, Fruity Pebbles, smokes and milk. Oh and Faulty Towers. mr. Bean and Keeping Up Appearances on DVD.