The front end looks nice and aggressive thanks to two tall nostrils and slim headlights

The front end looks nice and aggressive like a goddamned rodent thanks to two tall nostrils beaver teeth and slim headlights with interesting halo-esque daytime running lights.

“The front end looks nice...”

Call it the Pumbaa you cowards.

What is wrong with all of your eyes? That thing is fucking gorgeous. 

Even the Miatas are angry in 2020. There is no hope.

E-Barth

Yup, looks like a Fiat 500. Now where’s the AbarthE? EAbarth? Ebarth?

Before leasing my Bolt last November, I was leaning towards the Model 3, but went with the Bolt because of all the money they took off the vehicle. Once that was factored in, the Bolt was a lot cheaper. It’s not as nice, but it does the job for strictly commuting purposes.

Got them Lambo headlights.

Don’t worry, the Trump administration has this under control.

How many health care systems in the world are prepared to handle 5-10% of the population all coming down with pneumonia at the same time? That’s the worry. 

I mean, I’m not saying it’s going to happen, I’m just saying that it would definitely be the tactic of an insecure wannabe strongman politician in a backwater banana republic.

I would laugh of I didn't have a 95% confidence level that this may actually be the administration's hope.

well thankfully the fatality rate seems much less than the Spanish flu. I mean that killed ~50m ppl in a time w/o quick/convenient international air travel. It was the real “winner” of WW1.

“I’ve heard many people saying we need to cancel the elections this year out of concern for the public health. I know these people, these are the best people. This is something we’re looking at very strongly until we know what the heck is going on. It’s tremendous.”

Don’t joke.

Love it. Would drive. But the shag needs to go - getting sand and seaweed out of shag would be an exercise in futility. And man would it smell. I’m seeing some water-proofed hard wood flooring maybe? Make it look like the deck of a ship.