Ah, of course. Forgot that there are no transmissions.

1. As opposed to manual parking brakes that break anyway on every other car?

haha okay but we can’t blame him for this one. He was filming one-handed.

I, for one, have no regrets.

Jet skis are ridiculously fun though. Can’t we have fun things without being labeled as “douchey”?

Buy a Tesla now so you can have a Demon later!

That gif is incredible. 3 cars and a building in one swoop. That level of incompetence is impressive. 

Semi did that next to me last night (I was in the left lane). Scared the shit out of me.

The new Mercedes sedan designs looks like a large person sat on the hood and trunk.

Sadly you’re not wrong

Oh lord those Solstice coupes... I remember the first time I saw one at the dealership. It was incredible. I’m so sad they axed both of those cars.

The line-lock should be a single button. Press it and smash the gas!

Thanks for being a part of Jalopnik. The door is that way —>

The steering radius is the same as any other challenger. Which is normal

What are you even doing on Jalopnik if you can’t appreciate the awesome absurdity of this car? The best cars don’t make sense. They put smiles on your face.

Dude, you realize how hard they’ve been testing this right? It was built for one thing only. And you think they overlooked the longevity of doing that one thing?

I secretly hope they make the charger a track monster and not another Demon. #1: we don’t need another Demon #2: How awesome would it be to use 315s at all corners for circuit racing?

Every beer is the best beer and also complete shit, depending on who you ask.

It’s making fun of the commercial. And no they didn’t fall off. That was the point. 

I really hope not. That was my biggest dislike of TFA. Rogue One though... my god that was great.