Well that was a roller coaster ride

I’m glad you got your bike back! But can you clue me in on why it was a total loss? It looks like it’s all in once piece and operational in the picture.

I dunno man, I just.. can’t

Red

Salty because I love my car and everyone thinks it’s shit “because Chrysler lmfao”

Wow, hilarious comment. So clever, so edgy, so unexpected.

Oh really? 1966 CHRYSLER Imperial:

It was modeled after a Chrysler, not a Cadillac. Behold, the Imperial:

Looks like no one guessed what the styling was REALLY based off of. Here’s the answer:

Guess you didn’t see where I was going

Wow, early boost I guess

Yeah, we’ve all done it. We know it’s dumb but this was particularly dumb. Saying “take it to a track” is like saying don’t have sex to a teenager. The better option is to say if you’re going to do it, be safe about it. See where I’m going here?

Everyone, on Jalopnik

You win

lol his Eclipse would have been lucky to get into the 13s

Every time I see one of these, I always mistake it for a Dakota.

Yet it’s perfectly legal to have bumper stickers on your car with anything written on it. Idk just let people have whatever they want. Is it really hurting anybody?

The entire external oil cooler is unnecessary. I get form over function but it doesn’t need to be like this 

*cough* Viper ACR

I guess we’re just forgetting about this?