So, you might say he went on a “Kessel run”?

e-Conoline.

This looks better than its reputation would lead you to expect.

One of my parents got some messages asking for help supporting Biden’s campaign by volunteering and blamed me as they must have been trying to reach me(I’ve been out of the house since lil’ Bush’s first term) as I’m a registered Democrat(I’m not registered as anything but doesn’t believe that). I did not do it but was…

He should have just complied.

I love having a vehicle old enough that my “right to repair” is only governed by other jobs my wife might have waiting for me.

It’s rusty and not a Roadmaster. ND.

Ah, the Hayes-powered KLR. When you absolutely, positively need something to ride after the apocalypse.

Somewhere in the City of Troy, a weathered bureaucrat puts down his coffee, stares out the window, and says to no one in particular:  “Alright David, you want to dance?  Let’s dance.”

With a very complicated hybrid system hooked up to a turbocharged engine mated to a DCT?

I’ve got a cousin that looks a lot like him. Only I don’t think he is capable of movement. This line from Office Space must have been written about him.

With cheese. 

That’s funny. The guys in the airport hawking religion always start with “Can I ask you a question?” To which I reply “You just did!” and keep walking.

I feel like that’s the case from some of these cars for sure. But, 2ok 240sx and the 58k Type-R are for sure some 90's kid who grew up successful enough to be able to spend money on his childhood dream car. If I made a million dollars a year, I would not hesitate to spend loads of money on 90s Japanese imports. Those…

Well, they still have to replace The Beetle, The Golf, The Rabbit, Polo, Up, Arteon, Jetta, and Passat...soooo, after the Tiguan, Atlas, Touareg and Taos...12? Before the 9 Audi SUVs, 2 Porsche SUVs, Bentley Bentayga, Bugatti Spartacus, Lamborghini Urus...26?

I don’t get it, what’s the thing that’s crazier than the wreck? Is this one of those “comment when you see it” deals where it turns out there was a cat in the library the whole time?

Well, I mean, the S15s are veeeery close to being legal to import into the US, so....

In other words, there will never, ever be a new F1 team, and the value of all existing F1 teams just vaulted.

Reminds me at work back when we had walk up computers without passwords. An employee made the mistake of writing a cover letter to a resume on a walk up computer and leaving the file open. Next guy up did a search and replace on the word “Instrumentation Technician” with “Chicken Violator” and hit save.