I had to look at this WAY too long before I realized this wasn’t a photo of an elephant with an ankle monitor...

I would love to see a listing for one of these.

Can we do a gofundme to pay their domain registration for the rest of time?

License Plate Scanners saved my cousin’s life.

I have always wanted to put BBS wheels on a car, but in my experience, they’re just... too expensive. Even now, if I wanted to do an OEM size on my Q7, the CHR-II is $775 per wheel, and that’s before I add the cost of tires. (The Q7 uses run flats, so figure another $350-380 per tire.)

Good grief, that would make War and Peace look like a short story.

It does come with a manual. It’s right there in the glove box.

This is the earliest I’ve gotten to voting in my Jalop history.

In Order

Lolwut?

“Be smart about it”, by which you  mean, I assume, that if a bunch of cases are reported in a workplace, that workplace should probably be taking a bunch of measures to make sure it doesn’t spread further, by maybe closing down for a brief period, disinfecting everything, and allowing those with cases to get over…

More interestingly, there’s the “MAZDA3 HB PP TURBO” in the list. “HB” stands for hatchback, and “PP”could stand for a number of things.

I haven’t said anything about rioting and criminals. There are plenty of people attending protests of all kinds who might not want their whereabouts published, their data pilfered, or their devices rooted through—especially if they’re swept up and arrested for peacefully protesting.

That said, I’m 97% positive you’re…

Of course, production-grade materials mean that it’s not quite as fancy in here as was the concept, but this blue velour and color-matched vinyl cabin is remarkably tidy and lightly-worn for its age.

Three weeks later, he’s going to get a visit from a gang of leather fetishists with comfy armchairs, nighttime sunglasses and a pair of red and blue pills...

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

I mean, spitballing, I’ve got some guesses at possibilities. First possibility: in a post-coronavirus world, most non-chain restaurants either never reopen, or close in short order, resulting in chains competing heavily to completely seize the market, with taco bell emerging victorious in the franchise wars; all…

Nah. That’s just what a stock pick up should look like. 

my ‘99 Sonoma was not slow.  Plasticky, yes.  Ugly....subjective but I’ll give it to you.  But that 4.3 V6 was no slouch in its day