This is ripe and ready for “I’m going to fix it up and have it perfect by the summer,” which turns invariably turns into “Why does my garage/storage unit look like an episode of Sanford & Son?,” which almost always ends in a very terse $200 Craigslist ad.

Don’t let them get to you, Torch. Us short guys stick together. Mostly because we need someone to give us a boost to reach the top shelf, but still...

The next gen 4-door Charger has been rumored to look like the 1999 concept Charger:

Literally every concept from Cadillac.

Yes, I had a deposit on one.

It would have been so glorious, it seemed so possible with Lutz behind it, we were THIS CLOSE and it was all taken away.

All I want is a little green frog to drive around in.

“Turnaround” — noun: “Nissan expects its business to experience a turnaround.”

This is peak Torchinsky. Please never change.

“The Trailblazer ACTIV has gravel-road-tuned dampers”

So YOU'RE that one Sprint customer! I thought that I would find you.

According to 37 people based on that screen shot, they are hitting the crack pipe hard today.

“The 2020 Nissan Sentra Is More Than Just Your Next Rental Car”

10% of the general population are idiots. Anything that gets 90% is considered unanimous.

Welcome to the low point in the history of the Ford Mustang. This abomination followed many questionable design and engineering ideas. Too much front and rear overhang, tiny little wheels tucked in too far on all sides, an available landau roof, and only 93 lethargic ponies in the corral.  The final score is Mustang…

Sweet! Golf R performance but without the stigma of looking like an adult.

Once saw one in white, I would make my plate “1SHMAEL” in a heartbeat.

Wife got trapped inside my BMW 5 Series the first time she drove it. She did not realize that the Germans like for you to use the interior handle twice.

This response is already older than boomers.