Well. When a Mach-E smokes a GT in acceleration tests maybe they’ll change the name of the ICE one to Probe.

They called them Mustang IIs as an apology for calling them Mustang at all.

Sorry, but I disagree. Not only did they give it the Mustang name, but they knew how much of a mockery it was to do so and named it Mustang Mocky, and no one at corporate caught on.

I keep suggesting “Galaxie”.   Or, if you prefer, “Galax-E”

Drink more beer and you’re no longer concerned about getting up before peeing.

I want to see the AWS StatCast numbers for exit speed and launch angle.

I recall once driving through fog after a snowstorm and having to turn my headlights off to be able to see.

So, to ruin Star Wars a bit further, know in your heart that every time a stormtrooper got hit by Han’s laser pistol, he was effectively burning and roasting their insides.

Maybe. But it won’t be useless against gigantic kittens!

The minute these are delivered to Stryker CABs and left alone with enterprising E4s who have easy access to rattle cans and a stencil kit, there will be several “Sharks.”

I imagine one will also get “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die” stenciled on the barrel as well.

Command may not approve, but the E4 Mafia will get…

So nice of GM to sell Lordstown to an up and coming young go getter of a car company.

This, and $13,000 for a 20 year old, 100k mile, turbo’d Corvette with methanol injection that was definitely used at some point is already crack pipe even without the unfixed damage.

Okay, the ads are encroaching on article margins now, this is getting fucking out of hand. Spanfeller, kick rocks you fucking herb.

You know what my FAVORITE thing is about this car???

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

Well, we’re going to have to disagree on that one.

FCA’s merger attempts:

Here’s What I’d Be Doing If I Ran A Mitsubishi Dealership Right Now

“the automaker confirmed that it will finally update the truck to better take on new competition like the Dodge Dakota and GMC Sonoma.”  Fixed.