“Getting her out now and directing ire her way should hopefully help it burn out and help convince reticient Bernie supporters that Clinton takes cleaning up the DNC seriously.”

Well that un-rapes dozens of women.

HE AND MIKEY ARE PERFECT GET MARRIED NOW MIKEY IS A FLAWLESS MAN

I heard he’s washing dishes at Red Lobster.

Has anyone checked on Andre recently??

Ed Gein wore it best.

See, I kinda agree, but then I double-checked @Seinfeld2000 and saw this tweet:

I disagree. @SeinfeldToday is bland and predictable. @Seinfeld2000 is a fascinating glimpse into the abyss of madness

I’d say it’s a sexual utopia .. just because you can cross-dress and no one makes a comment about it. That’s a remarkably progressive attitude, actually.

I guess that’s a fair point. Still not sure it fits the tone though.

I should have thought of that! Thank you!

Ah, didn’t see the larger picture

This is a good, cathartic read:

Please somebody get me out of the gray.

That happened over a hundred years ago when the republicans were a different party. I'm not sure if the people who used to be republicans would support the modern incarnation.

Well, Mack is still around and the only two people they killed this year were straight white dudes, so progress!

I know!

Based on the combined responses I’ve gotten today, it sounds like the job is a cross between writer, CEO, and Walking Ego.