And the triggering of weak-minded liberals worked as planned. Job well done. Excuse me while I drink your tears. #MAGA

Good. Fuck the media.

It sounds great until you get into a minor fender bender and realize it’s impossible to paint match and your entire car needs a respray...

It’s gonna be a long 8 years for you...

Please stop, your liberal tears can only make my penis so erect. It’s gonna be a long 8 years for you... maybe move to Sweden or Germany so you can see what cultural appropriation and cucked liberalism really looks like?

Cool story from a washed up professional faker. He couldn’t possibly be making any of this up to stay relevant... It’s not like professional fakers to *gasp* FAKE anything.

Bye! You won’t be missed.

Glad we won’t have this in America with Satan’s (aka Hillary Clinton) open borders policy of her favorite foreign leader Merkel.

I can’t wait until Joel Embiid straight up shits in his mouth, and you limp-wristed Brooklyn hipster-liberals can stop sucking on Kristaps’ overrated dick.

How many little girls did he grope on the way to the car? That’s what the people want to hear from this liberal shill website....

No moderator would be ideal, and no “Leaning stools” or “Parkinson’s glasses” for the demon. That would even the playing field.

Wait... so this story gets published here to illicit outrage, yet the Clinton’s, who have done the same thing on a 100x scale of magnitude gets a free pass?

So basically what we have is one of the largest, richest corporations in the world kowtowing to other large corporations - because they think that candid discussion about risque topics will prevent them from generating some pocket change (relatively speaking). All the while shitting on the people that enable this…

Hear that? It’s the sound of a million dentists weeping.

Can’t wait til Lord Trump moves these people to an island.... on Mars.

Blind people are going to love this thing.

Dear Hipster-run Gawker Media,

Hilarious, Justyn was my classmate at Temple U. in Architecture school. Looks like he’s using his degree just as well as I am, although he was always more resourceful than I!