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*shoves Internet into locker

References that don't even try to be sly. Everything explained and listed out like it's a wikipedia article. Fuck. that. POS. book.

12. Just go fucking nuts (Crank and Crank High Voltage)

Die pewdiepie, Die

That pic is like… porn parody level creepy

I'll always be amazed that it was the co-host of The Eric Andre Show who was the one who took down the Cos.

A lotta bad blood between Swift and these photographers

Native American main character? Soooo it'll be Johnny Depp?

I hated Daniela so much. Her relationship with Lito and Hernando feels so creepily parasitic.

College students: "This is the guy from Bee Movie, right?"

SEE YA NEED A PAHTRONUS TO GET RID OF A DAHMENTAH

No mention of Willie's role in Thief? For shame, AV Club.

No Hannibal? wat?

After four years of teasing… FINALLY MOTHERFUCKERS

If this trailer is to be believed, 90% of the film takes place in a gas station parking lot at night.

Pretty sure that's exactly the thing they were referencing. Also the scene from Minority Report where Cruise watches home movies.

Less powerful, allied warlords I think, since they had their own war parties. At one point I thought one of them called Joe "brother" which made me wonder if they were related or if it was just slang.

I guess he doesn't count as a warlord but the Bullet Farmer in Fury Road was rad as hell rockin' that bullet barrister wig.

JENNA HOLT!

Pitch Perfect 3: Aca-pocalypse