I hope Jack the Ripper is to this game what Blackbeard was to Black Flag.

"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool…

I love how many commercials for Netflix I see while watching these episodes.

You know what's a really underrated sub movie? Below. Check it out, it's streaming on netflix right now.

You know what, Internet? You're alright sometimes.

Is that better or worse than getting pussyfucked in the butt?

It's more ominous than ironic…

Does this mean Seth MacFarlane becomes Peabody Award winner Seth MacFarlane?

As awful as ASM 1 & 2 are, wasn't John Malkovich set to play the Vulture in the proposed 4th Raimi film? Methinks we were doomed to a shitty next entry in the series no matter what Sony went with.

An ugly motherfrogger who's married to the hottest woman who has ever lived.

This looks like an updated and dumbed down remake of Dr. Strangelove tbh…

Sure, they've got a black but they still need a Chinese and a pregnant.

Clod? What did the guy ever do to you to deserve that?

Cynicism…. melting away…

If films about toys are so hot right now why is my spec script about Homies figurines getting no love from Hollywood, hmmm?

I always wanted to see a musical version of The Warriors.

I guess there goes all hope for a Crank 3 :(

Reggie's plane, the Choke n' Stroke

I don't know, I think you'd kinda expect someone from a real estate dynasty to know more than the average Joe about Keynesian economics and it's impact on the current state of Europe.

and/or half the cast of Salò