Ummm, ngl ladies. That outfit is fucking flawless. I would wear that to space in a heartbeat.

Some very heavy petting by the looks of it.

Natasha Allegri's stuff always cracks me up. I was honestly thrilled when I found out she was able to do this project. Her Tumblr page is pretty hilarious.

YOU GUYS. This is a SERIOUS rich white people issue. It should not be taken lightly. us PoC (or white people who don't tan or tan in the sun) would just never understand the nuances of this subject. Its like not being allowed to freely use the n-word or having to listen to people on the street speak a language that…

I don't know why I was expecting this to actually make sense. This is the internet, why haven't I learned yet?

Another child being more successful than me...

Still the best commercial in the world after all these years. I remember watching this as a kid (before it was banned I guess).

There was actually a dating sim already like this called Otomteki Koi Kakumei Love Revo. You play an ex child idol who has now gained over 200 pounds and must lose wait and all that stuff in order to get the man that you want. Overall, the premise is very terrible. And yet, I played the shit out of that game because I…

Man, I hope mermaids and merman are the next big thing. I'm pretty vampired/werewolfed/zombied out. Also, someone here also mentioned centaurs. I'm down with those too. Or sexy aliens a la Mass Effect.

He has fingers and a mouth. I'll be fine with a hunky merman.

Aww yeaaah. Even if I'm not in New York.

The dick pic is the icing on the pun cake. It's too much for my little mind to take.

I think the most important thing here is that HE'S A GUY NAMED WEINER AND HE WAS CAUGHT IN A SEX SCANDAL. (Sorry guys, I have a juvenile mind).

I don't think there's anything wrong with asking for money. That being said, I also think it's a dick move to complain about someone not giving you money and giving you a gift instead.

Okay, that was amazing.

Okay, are we SURE that this is not some kind of elaborate porn movie being filmed right now? Anthony Weiner, and now Sydney Leathers? Maybe we're all just seeing the poorly acted, non-sex parts of the movie right now.

I love it when names match professions.

If you play as the Polynesians, then it's actually not so bad. After all, your units can embark on water right at the start (one of my favorite civilizations to play due to that bonus).

Look people, if customers are dissatisfied, they can always try Water Zero.