Come on, man. You know he's just been waiting for an opportunity to wear a mask. Which boy, raised in the age of super heros, hasn't secretly wished to wear a mask to work?

Another great use of the draft by Vinny Cerrato.

His antics would be funny to me if I didn't know he was a dead beat dad with multiple kids from multiple women. Yuck. Howard really does suck...as a father.

Maybe I am naive but here's what I think: some shrewd GM will take a gamble on him. Can you imagine Bill Belichick letting a player this talented go even as he took a flyer on that confirmed lout Haynesworth? I think Michael Sam will be drafted but lower than expected. And if the GM is smart, make him available for 1…

If all racism was limited to tweeting pictures, I think I can live with that. Sorry but I really can't work up any outrage for what some Russian lady tweeted 4 fucking months ago. Are you serious? Find me a more recent and more practical racist behavior and I'll do my best Colbert imitation to get outraged. But this?…

Makeup: B-

I see he handles dog bites. All those irresponsible dog owners who don't leash their dogs...me and Jamie Casino are coming for you.

oh damn. Now I wanna get in an accident (minor one for sure) so this dude can represent.

How's it bad marketing strategy when they are never gonna come back except for when the Heat are in town? And seeing as the Heat are obligated to come at least twice every season, these guys will be back.

From a Wizards fan, well played man.

I don't know which is worse: the guy that runs a single go route to Randy Moss every freaking play or the guy that tried to go for it on 4th and 35 (with my defense on the field).

That stunning lack of imagination is why you are not a Deadspin writer :)

You disguise your coverages too? Heck, I do that all the time.

So are you saying Peyton Manning with his choir-boy looks is the biggest troll on Sunday afternoons?

Was Miss Union on the yacht? Just so we remember when little "way of wade" shows up in 9 months.

No way. I would have thought it would how soon he can get Papa Johns in his mouth.

I think the church should pass the plate and get the pastor a DVR service.

Doesn't matter what his record is now, at this point it's the myth that has no basis in fact but keeps on growing.

I think they ought to give him an interview...at the very least. Come on....even ESPN will cover that.

That's a $7 million performance by Shanny