This will go on my Mount Rushmore of Times I’ve Been Owned Online

Seems like the Spurs had to move from “Kawhi won’t he play,” to “Kawhere the hell is he.”

Trae Young, like Devin Booker, is butt. Every once in a while he may do something cool, but he is most definitely butt.

They are abandoning diesel altogether. Sometimes the simple fix is the right fix.

Hey engineers! How can we pass those diesel emission tests... any ideas?

Hear me out: Instead of paying the numerous billions of dollars and euros in fines for Dieselgate, what if VW would build a street legal version of the ID-R and sell it at the price of a Passat. Of course they’d lose a ton of money because building a Passat is probably way, way cheaper than building a Pikes Peak…

I like the way he completely calls out Cowherd. Instead of playing his game he just jumps right to the end with “I feel like you are going for the fact that I am not a team guy.” Then Cowherd denies it when that is obviously what he is going for. Guys like Cowherd are too gutless to ever just come out and say anything…

fans create these post narratives about players.....the one i hate the most is the LeBron is an underdog excuse or he has no help..he had been on either the east 1 seed or the best healthy east team since 2009 playing with at least 1 all star mo williams for 2 years and Kevin love this year...he has been favored to…

As a fellow lebron hater, I just want to say I hope you are right. He’s good, I can’t deny that, but I can’t stand the thought of him being a laker.

Again, as the only non-Lebron fan who comments on Deadspin, I will just say this (and stay in the grays because of it), that Lebron doesn’t have the balls to go to a Western team as he needs his free ride to the finals every year.