tunafishbonanza
tunafishbonanza
tunafishbonanza

I’ve always kept a dossier of my affairs.

I love her.

if you can be around someone who is blackout drunk and not tell how drunk they are by how they sound and how they are acting, you are either too stupid or too drunk yourself to have sex with them and should go home and think about your life instead. i have been to many parties where i was drinking and lots of other

still works!

“I’m not that decent I’m just in it for myself.”

if you have sex with someone who is blackout drunk, they cannot legally consent to sex because they are too incapacitated—therefore you are a date-rapist. congratulations!

the commenter you are talking to is not a decent human being, it is a troll playing rape-apology-victim-blaming bingo.

you are describing date rape. i went to college and drank too, but i never got anyone drunk and raped them. i guess the difference isn’t alcohol but the ability to see the opposite sex as actual human beings rather than fuckholes, or something.

“...I’m sure he could have readily convinced a blackout drunk girl to have sex with him...”

Yep. That quote from the judge -

The thing is, they didn’t even HAVE to listen to women. There were two men that saved her, chased him off, and acted as eyewitnesses to his crime, but his welfare is still prioritized before hers. And arguably, before the welfare of his next potential victim.

Fuck’s SAKE.

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

This is an actual case of literal resting bitch face.

It’s not a new parental paradox. My mother still remembers the child psychologist who thought there was something wrong with her because her response to the question “What do you want for your 4 year old daughter?” was “I want her to be independent and able to take care of herself.”

The key difference is that chickens are not endangered.

How is the skin of an 80 year old who spent that much of her life in the outdoors that beautiful? She’s a unicorn.

We’re so so lucky to have her.

I totally want to do the silver ponytail thing when I’m a grandma.

She is so beautiful.