Easy. He was doing this work in the garage.

He’s so fat!

Counterpoint: Yes, I will.

I am convinced that if I don’t drink coffee every day, I would never poop.

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

I don’t know this is one of my favorites - well the guys reaction is anyway

My EDM test is to simply ask “Would this sound better on ecstasy?” and if the answer is YES, then it’s EDM.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

this part is my fav

I got it from Trailer Park Boys. Watch that show enough, and you start using Rickyisms like “worst case Ontario” left and right.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

I’ve worked for retailers with chains of about 1000 stores across the united states, and have had years where our entire print spend was shy of 3.1 million.

Can we get a note in the article where the "HISTORIC BRIDGE" is located? Paoli? Come on. Journalism. :(

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

Thanks for pointing that out. I wonder though, what happened between 1659, when centrifugal force was invented, and 1684 when centripetal force was invented? Did objects just fly away?

I would like to know more.

[watches clip]

You’ll never believe what happened next.