What a man.

That’s a bad line, to be sure—but I think “well tonight thank God it’s them instead of you” is probably the worst.

That tears it! I’m never watching Air Bud again!

By the ivory hips of Ishtar! She’s a comely lass.

Can’t tell if serious

TRUMP’D

Oh ok

She’s got spunk.

Oh, my sweet summer child

6. The Undertaker throws Mankind off Hell in a Cell, breaking him in half

Way ahead of you bro

...please!

Why is he posting WoW screenshots with his tweets

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

I’M WALKIN’ HERE

Lou is dedicating the last quadrant of his life to an all-out conscientious offensive against racism. Lou quotes “Violence is a war, and the energy we exert on war, I would like to pray that energy gets reverted back to a communal effort to save the planet. So perhaps in my own small way I can generate some energy…

Also at first I thought that under “tablets” it said “51 years” and I was like hey that can’t be right

Got a tupperware cylinder full of barley sittin in the back of the cupboard. Wife was digging around back there and said “why do we still have this? we haven’t eaten any in like 5 years”. “Well, we’re not gonna throw it out” I replied, “it’s barley aged.” I’m so sorry guys I’m not even married

So that idiot “Cooper” (fun fact: played by Wyatt Russell, son of Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell) from the “Playtest” Black Mirror episode (seen above): that’s pretty much how the rest of the world sees Americans, right?

I’m bald. Why am I commenting on this article?