What a man.

That’s a bad line, to be sure—but I think “well tonight thank God it’s them instead of you” is probably the worst.

That tears it! I’m never watching Air Bud again!

By the ivory hips of Ishtar! She’s a comely lass.

Can’t tell if serious

Oh ok

She’s got spunk.

Oh, my sweet summer child

6. The Undertaker throws Mankind off Hell in a Cell, breaking him in half

Way ahead of you bro

...please!

Lou is dedicating the last quadrant of his life to an all-out conscientious offensive against racism. Lou quotes “Violence is a war, and the energy we exert on war, I would like to pray that energy gets reverted back to a communal effort to save the planet. So perhaps in my own small way I can generate some energy…

Also at first I thought that under “tablets” it said “51 years” and I was like hey that can’t be right

Got a tupperware cylinder full of barley sittin in the back of the cupboard. Wife was digging around back there and said “why do we still have this? we haven’t eaten any in like 5 years”. “Well, we’re not gonna throw it out” I replied, “it’s barley aged.” I’m so sorry guys I’m not even married

I’m bald. Why am I commenting on this article?

Really makes you think

Let us swear an oath, and keep it with an equal mind,

Where am I

Where is it proven that the presidency takes years off? The average lifespan of our first eight presidents was around 80, in an era when life expectancy at birth was less than 40. Reagan and Ford both lived to 93; Carter and Bush Sr. are still kicking at 92. Any reasonably healthy person can handle the stress of the…

Gus Bradley is become a name;