Confederacy of Dunces in the funniest book in the English language*. That is all.

I just ate an exceptionally spicy bowl of soup, so maybe my brain is shorted out, but I've read this, like, three times and I'm still not sure I understand the thrust of the article.

@DancingMan: Hahahaha! Your comment is far enough down that I forgot the initial post and wondered where the sudden bile came from.

@resvrgam: What did deserve it?

@Robert 'K-M' Alicea: Agreed. Live wallpapers look about as classy as banner ads.

It's taking every fiber of my being not to make a "you're using it wrong" joke right now.

@J2M3: Awww. Got starred and unstarred in one fell swoop on that comment. It's like he read the first sentence, starred me, then read the second...

This is such a comprehensive and definitive explanation. We sure won't be needing any more articles about the iPhone antenna design after this one... Yep...

Hey, international iPhone owners, how does the reception issue affect you? It seems to me that if you live in a smaller country with better coverage (Let's say one of the less built up areas just outside of Tokyo) it stands to reason that dropped bars without significant speed drops would lend at least a little clout…

Red Dead Redemption would be a good transitional game, then maybe a little Shadow of the Colossus or Braid to show that even exceptionally gamey games have merit (Extra points to Braid for showing that game mechanics can actually be direct narrative metaphors in and of themselves). Finally, maybe a little Deus Ex to…

Hmmmm, I think this makes the phone look like a shitty video card, but hey, to each his or her own.

Arms directly beneath your shoulders fellas.

Sincerely, thanks for not mentioning the antenna issue in the article.

@sneakypoo: Well I'm on your side. Many things break when you drop them. Don't drop them.

@SewerShark: That's true. I dunno, I'm just trying to realistic about the durability of very hard and consequently very crack-prone glass.

@SewerShark: I understand what you mean and agree, but I argue that we don't complain to car companies when we crash our car because of a mistake or our inattention. The risk in inherent to the device. I once dropped a big glass desiccator at work, and it was completely my fault. I didn't go on the internet and write…

Don't drop your fuckin' phone. Simple as that.

@thefastest: You'd rather hear about the nobodies who got phones that aren't ok, or (hopefully) you don't give a damn period?

@kiddicus: The success of Farmville has been a real barnburner.

@TheCIO: Nice! Whereabouts? I'm seeing them on Monday in Denver.