As a native Kentuckian (who once even spent a year working with George Clooney’s sister), let me politely invite you to go fuck yourself.

I do not know what to make of this article. It’s either in jest (poorly done) or just mean.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

This aggression cannot stand.

You’d think a bird would tweet more often... >_>

The average number of partners for Millenials is 8? Like ever? My friends and I must be making up for whole platoons of celibate-until-marriage fundies.

Her latest song is an airy heartbeat of a groove that totally has me swaying and wanting to meander through the forest on a nature adventure.

the Kardashian-Jenner family is in the midst of a powwow to ensure the transition is handled sensitively

I’ll try:

Sorry, a bitter rant from a broke grad student cannot be contained any longer.

don’t do any cool sexy Hooters moves that supposedly girls in other Hooters do.

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

Scentient?

Yes. A Fat-one.

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We all just got charged $2.95 for reading this.

Spoilers ahead! Okay, I’m actually pretty disturbed by the direction they took Black Widow in Age of Ultron. There’s a scene where she’s telling Bruce that she’s a monster too, and well instead of naming any of the murders she’d committed or other logical disturbing options, she talks about how she was sterilized…

I’m not sure I have ever read this many strong opinions about pedicures.

I don’t know who you are or what your feet look like. Calm down.

i'm gonna need an apology pizza for that header picture, because I don't have money for pizza right now but GODDAMMIT I'M HUNGRY FOR IT.