Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

My dad had lymphoma recently. During some family gathering in which both he & my mom were a bit drunk, it was revealed that during their first date over 40 yrs ago, he claimed to have cancer. I have not dug for details, cause ew, but it definitely had the intended effect (ie sex). Karma can sure be a bitch.

She’s just asking for a real cancer diagnosis. #karma

Mark Shrayber HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as a girl named chloe idk how to feel abt this

Congratulations - let’s all get high on caffeine and do some missionary on top of a cheesecake while a corgi watches. As is tradition.

Hmmm. Not to happy to say I saw a shittonne of those comments coming from Jez commenters as well. I don't fucking like the chick but there's enough awful things about her personality to rag on , you don't need to go straight for the "she looks like an emaciated alien" jab.

There is literally nothing in this world worse than blurry instagram video of live musical performances.

I'm disappointed in any of you picking Netflix.

these people don't deserve to be having sex and chances are they aren't because they are choosing streaming TV over orgasms.

Some say it's boring. I say they aren't doing it right.

PEOPLE. YOU CAN STILL DOWNLOAD MOVIES AND SHOWS WITHOUT NETFLIX BUT HOW YOU GONNA DOWNLOAD THAT D

If Tituss Burgess is not the Lion, I will revolt. That would be the ONLY reason to watch.

Do you wear a bun. I have straight white lady hair and they always poke my bun.

God, they should definitely not have to search any children! That's super crazy. What, are you gonna pack your kids crayons next to a bomb? JFC!

I'm white with regular boring blonde hair and they feel it up every single time I fly. Doesn't excuse the matter, but just thought I'd throw that out there. I'm glad they're aware enough to stop practicing that rule. The full body metal detector followed by the metal detector wand and a pat down should suffice as is…

Really? We were shown the tampon machine in the bathroom and told to get our shit together pronto.

I need Wiz Khalifa to fuck me rn.

I was ready to laugh, but then I remembered I want to be a flower crown bride...