Ok, as a Mexican, I have to say, it looks disgusting but it's not bad tasting... It's basically mushrooms.

Where do we do that ? I'm good will hunting.

Every Tweet Beat featuring Missy Elliott has me begging her to come back. YES, MISSY, WE NEED YOU IN OUR LIVES!

Man, I should've named this website "MyFuckedUpCuticles.Jezebel.com."

Also, from time to time I will be contributing counterpoint essays to the Team Cat Headquarters blog. They have assured me I will have editorial control in all of my pieces. I assure you if this is not the case, I will resign my tenure as contributor.

KP ugh but Missy, Missy was amazing. It reminded me of how much I love her music. Spotify here I come.

Has anyone else noticed that Minnie's eyelashes are literally the ONLY THING between "Minnie Mouse" and "Mickey Mouse in drag?" I was reading a Disney book with my kid and noticed this and it's really freaking me out. The people on Buzzfeed did not find this scandalous enough, I'm pitching it to my Jezzie friends.…

LOOK AT MY SPOONING PUPPIES YOU GUYS!!

Wait, is this a new thing? I thought they got engaged like, a year ago.

I started having sex in 8th grade. It happens. *shrug*

Motherfuckers don't curate herbs

Cillian Murphy forever and ever and ever amen.

Emile Hirsch really fucked up. He's probably going to get sentenced to like 8 meet and greets for that.

Pour one out for terrible pop punk I openly loved from 2002-2009 and secretly still love.

I loved Blink. I also loved the Backstreet Boys.

Definitely met my first love/least favorite ex at a Blink 182 concert circa 2001. They played with Sum 41. There were a lot of safety pins on my clothing.

My first real concert was...y'all ready for this?...Taking Back Sunday. Someone threw Sprite at me, I got kicked in the face, and a 7 foot gentleman saved me from the idiots in the mosh pit. BEST DAY EVER. Seriously though, the guys in Blink 182 seem like asshats but I still rock their music. Fuck you if you think…

i saw them with weezer!! and i would totally go see them again

OH MY GOD THIS WOULD BE MY HANDS DOWN FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME

i want to weep because you are me