hey guys! I always seem to catch the tail end of SNS, but I figured it would be worth a shot.

Juana. Mary Juana.

Hubby works off-shore and doesn't have great internet stability, so he can't view the videos I've made. Sooo I've been making a ton of gifs to send him and I thought this one was adorable enough to share.

I was a teacher at a Catholic school,which are non-union, so they can pull all sorts of shit. So, I was supposed to be teaching 1st grade, same as the year before. The school had no curriculum or books, so I had made own and was ready for the upcoming year. A few days before I was supposed to

My best quitting story happened when I was working at a coffee place on my university campus. I had worked there for two years before I quit. The main reason I quit was because of this one girl. She was a terror. She would call people: stupid fucking bitches, dumb cunt, homophobic slurs, etc. She also was lazy as hell…

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

Could he maybe take on a Colorado apprentice? I only ask because our edibles are damn near inedible. Except for the sodas. Those can be passable.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

Cool Guy is the Canadian version of the Nice Guy™.

This "she's 45" commentary is insulting. I understand an aspect about such a comment but on the other hand, this is a very wealthy woman, who has been wealthy for some time now and undoubtedly she has the best available to her in skincare, diet (chef) and we all know she is always wearing heavy make-up. Is she…

One of the best things about Jezebel is the fact that those of us in love with Robin Hood no longer have to live in the shadows. You've created such a safe space for us and our creepy cartoon love.

Lolol! i'd love that closet too!!! Sooo much easier than real life. I hear ya on the going to the store and trying it on. I have to be in a VERY specific mood to be able to go shopping, and then keep in my mind that i will evennnntually find something that doesn't look like i'm playing dress up in my mom's closet…

Hi again:-) New york and company should tatally have things that'll look great on ya then! since you're in the talls, if you have one anywhere near you, i think you'd prob'ly have good luck at Maurices too. they started as a Minnesota company (still headquartered in Duluth-their parent company is the same as Lane…

thanks! Sounds like I need to carry my ass to the mall!

thanks! I'm 5'7, but I have a big butt so I have to buy talls. I've never heard of maurice's, but I'll definitely check out new York and Co!

H&M, Zara, Forever 21, New York and Company. I like going to boutiques too!

Dunno if you're tall or short, but if you are short (& boob-ish) like me or even if you're not, New York and Company typically has at least some cute relatively cheap and sexy-ish/"girly but not too girly if you're a bit of a tomboy too" clothes. I got cardigans there a few weeks ago for 15.00, and cami's to go…

any suggestions on where to buy affordable, cute, sexy-ish clothes? I've kind of fallen into a chef's uniform and pajama rut...even all of my off time tops are loose. I'm looking for fitted, moderately revealing clothes at a target price range. Target seems to have gotten conservative when I wasn't looking. All their…

Nope! Madly in love up in this joint

Well, to be fair, they don't take rape as seriously as they do a clumsy LOTR reference. Got to have your priorities, you know?