Funding for that was cut.

I feel an odd kinship with the Smiths over Willow since she was born the exact date and year as my daughter (yeah, it's stupid). It would be a cold day in hell before I would let my daughter pose on a bed with a shirtless MAN. He is 20 for fucks sake. It just feels wrong.

Oh, Jezebel. God help the person with the minority opinion. That's fine. If you want to accuse me of something like that, I certainly can't stop you. It was my initial reaction to the photo. I don't like it. It bothers me. Without helping it, I automatically pull on personal experience. Whether that was the intention…

They should have added the option: It's just like Lost and those people are trapped on an island somewhere!!!

I have been making jalapeño cucumber margaritas lately. So damn good.

"I'm no racist, but..."

On a pristine trail deep in the cloud forest of Basque De Paz in Costa Rica. It was gently misting and we were next to a fast moving stream. There were parrot calls and the distant sound of a nearby waterfall. It sounds like a movie, but it wasn't and to this day it is still one of my most perfect memories. So,…

I so want this to be a real reunion.

oh my god...Allison? I thought for sure he was going to wake up and kill us both

My entire life revolves around making Pippin's Song refs

If the zombie apocalypse is nigh (or another such revolt) I'm thinking that checking on who has permits for their firearms will be pretty low on the priority list.

Home is no place for pants.

Nom nom nom...

Exactly. And by, I don't lurk on Reddit all day, I mean haven't been on Reddit ever. At all.

Not everyone lurks on Reddit all day. Some of us lurk on Jezebel all day.

When I was in Florence, I had some amazing pumpkin ravioli in some kind of fantastic sauce with walnuts, I believe. It tasted amazinggg.

what's the best meal you've ever eaten? Like, hands down incredible? I'm dreaming of summer foods...warm tomatoes...fresh melon...

I just drove off with a box of Sour Patch Kids on the roof of my car. I realize this isn't a real problem. But damnit I wanted to eat those!

That's ok. She's kind of over getting told to throw her hands up in the air.