Here's a secret: Any dress is a wedding dress if you get married in it. Boom. Take that wedding industry! That's how I only spent $30 (in 1990) for my wedding outfit: By not giving a shit about labels. My friend recently spent about $150 for her wedding dress the same way. And she looked gorgeous and was super…

I think K'naan should be bolded. Even I have heard of him, and I haven't even heard of half of the other bolded people in this article.

How are we not talking about this pair?! K'naan is a huge star. This is a major power couple. I realize that Lily Allen's latest assholism needs to be discussed, but way to bury the lede.

Wavin' Flag K'naan is a much better option and choice than raggedy-ass Jared Leto.

I for one will celebrate wildly in the streets the day Hilary "So Yesterday" Duff and Aaron ('s Party) Carter manage to Make It Work.

You do know she was a huge broadway star BEFORE Glee, right? Right?

You don't watch Glee, so I'll fill you in. This actually the plot of Glee. Her character, always huge a Streisand fan, graduated high school, moved to NYC to attend a Julliard-esque school, and just landed the roll of Fannie Mae in a remake of Funny Girl. on Broadway I don't know where all your Lea Michele hate came…

I'm ready for the Foods that should exist list, since at this point we are running out.

Fake maple syrup, good for only one thing.

Each?! Wow.

Sigh. And of course the "gross, mean, bad" people in the Jimmy Kimmel bit were overweight.

This live blog would be even better with the newest updates on top for people like myself who are planning on refreshing all night long. And yes, I realize that trying to save scrolling effort is the lamest gripe to have.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Tyson Beckford just called Julia Roberts "Jessica"!

Tyson Beckford: You are very beautiful, but you were not made for this program.

I don't know. LUPITA NYONG'O is dressed beautifully, but I don't think she exceeded any expectations. In fact, I think she looked even better at the other award shows.

Treatment is a pill, take it once a day, every day.

My teenage daughter is hyperthyroid, and your symptoms sound like hers. She is also very thin though, and has trouble gaining weight. That said, her aunt on her dad's side was hyperthyroid and is actually overweight, which is rare but not unheard of. Thyroid testing is a pretty simple blood test. I would see your GP;…

This might be too simple, but when this happened to me I gave up caffeine. It worked!

That's funny, I only get off when the beau is banging me like a screen door in a hurricane. Different strokes. Literally!

I did this. Passed out cold on a table at work holding a plate of catfish. Was talking to a table, I got super hot, my eyes rolled back in my head but apparently I kept right on talking! Then bam...white beans all hither to and yon. Face first onto the table. Boom, bitch, bye!
Just another fun filled Friday night.
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