Have you tried Diagon Alley?

At least she is clothed?

Vegans- serious question for you. If you're getting your dairy and eggs from humanely raised animals, what's the ethical issue with eating them?

The first rule of Fight Club is don't read the comments.

Once had a cat that ate the tinsel from the xmas tree, and her poop would trail our her but on the the tinsel.

About #15: PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! BANANA PUDDING IS AMAZING!

By no means sexy, but it's nice that she's kind of on the chunky side. Don't see much of that.

I love scandals in which everybody involved is just shitty as all hell. It's like watching two guys you hate beat the shit out of each other. Nothing but pure, uncut schadenfreude.

I am so, so very glad that these two people found one another, so that none of the rest of us will ever accidentally date an insufferable asshole who would be involved in something this pretentious and narcissistic.

So now people are having organised engagement parties, bridal showers, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, rehearsal dinners, actual weddings AND proposals? What's next? "Save the date for our Seating Plan Unveiling!"

I know I've used this one before, but when it works, it works...

Jesus H. He needs either have a thicker skin or just get out of the Twitter kitchen if he's that hyper sensitive.

Are you sure you're correctly estimating your portions? It is very possible you are eating more than you think you are. 700 calories is incredibly low. I often eat 700 calories for lunch alone and I get something very "normal" sized (a deli sandwich with turkey cheese and veggies, a similar wrap, a salad with protein…

Then you are either not entering food correctly (lots of nutrition facts in their database are wrong and people often underestimate portions) or you need to see a doctor because no one whose regular diet clocks in at under 800 a day should be messing with MFP.

So I just read further downthread, and it looks like you and I managed to misunderstand each other :/ I have to eat *over* 1200 calories a day *to feel okay*, no matter what myfitness pal tells me I should be eating (1200 or less).

Have you had your thyroid checked? If you aren't hungry enough to eat 1200 calories in a day and you aren't losing weight at an intake that low, it sounds like your thyroid might be underactive

What everyone else said: listen to your body. You know what you need more than an app does. But since your caloric intake is so low, you should probably supplement.

I always hated the five small meals a day thing. If you are constantly nibbling, you never really get hungry and you never really get full, so you're constantly in this middle ground and I've always found it a miserable place to be. I much prefer learning your own signals, listening to your body, learning what…

Have you talked to a doctor (or an in-person specialist, not robots on the internet)? If things aren't working for you, you might have better luck with someone who knows you and your body's needs.

People enjoy exercise? Are they on drugs?