“Mr Horn; can you please explain to the committee how it is possible that VW managed to build 2.1 MILLION cars with a complex feature that seemly worked flawlessly on every single one of them for the better part of a decade, but you can’t figure out how to make anything else on your cars work to a level even…

You already know a lot of our questions from our previous coverage, but what do you hope Horn says?

“That’s just pretty much for fuckin’ weight reduction.”

“The most ridiculous ticket-fest in the country has begun.”

What’s next?

...wait... WHAT!?