This took place in Florida...that is all the extra info you need.

I’m suing the world because water is still wet!

Looks like it’s time for the tech companies to start hiring gun lobbyists to make sure they also can’t get sued for individual dumbassery which may involve the products they produce...

I know, right? He’s been doing Jon Stewart level work in dissecting Trump.

Manufacturers have primarily moved to aggressive-looking fascias to better help buyers display their dissatisfaction with how their life actually turned out.

If he ever becomes president he should pass a V8 conservation act— naturally-aspirated V8's are a critically endangered species, and it’s our duty as Americans to keep them from going extinct.

If November was any indication, that would have clearly helped him.

They want the cachet of owning (or having their daughter drive something) that isn’t a Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, or Audi. Something that will better match a $4000 Chanel or Hermes handbag. I know, because I have non-car enthusiast friends that reason like this.

Many just want the badge.

Question: Under what rare circumstance does a Lexus go faster than surrounding traffic?

I’ve been in plenty of locker rooms. Implying that you enjoy sexually assualting women with impunity is not and has never been a normal topic of conversation.

Cars are a multi trillion dollar industry with global reach and political importance. This is literally writing about auto news.

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

My first choice is Sanders, but my second choice isn’t Clinton, who shares a great many of Sanders’s policy positions, but Johnson, who shares none of Sanders’s policy positions. Because we can’t betray the revolution (which apparently has no substantive policy goals). Also, I like that Sanders and Johnson are both…

Back in the Bush/Gore/Nader menage a’ merde, I was an angry young punk rocker. I was as angry a young punk rocker who ever graduated from a small private liberal arts school and scored a job with a big insurance company a few months later, I mean. (Now I’m a social worker who fully repents of his corporate daze, but…

I’m gonna be honest: I never heard of Jill Stein until, like, six months ago. Nothing I have read about her or by her in that time frame has convinced me that she’s anything other than a kook with vaguely dangerous ideas, especially for a doctor. I also don’t think she has any real qualifications to be president of my…

Libertarians, even though their political ideology is the complete antithesis to progressive politics, somehow manage to draw in plenty of self-professed liberals. And by liberals I mean young white people who want weed to be legal.

It’s popular among a certain segment of establishment-wary liberals to say that it’s not that vaccines are unsafe, necessarily, but that the Food and Drug Administration oversees them The FDA and other federal regulatory agencies can’t be fully trusted, that argument goes, and so vaccine safety is called into…

I’m sure Musk is no saint, but he can’t be worse then the Koch brothers.