Riley Keough.

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décalisser la yeule, calice!

His name is actually "Dikachu".

It's actually for the band Nice as Fuck, a Jenny Lewis side project that is pretty damned good. Oh, wait…"fucking good".

Become King of Westeros?

To be fair, Patrick Stewart's real accent is New Jersey.

Beholder?

But when you do, she screams really umlaut.

I'm pretty much willing to try anything.

Look Around You was tremendous, but yes, very British.

#oaklivesmatter

That preposition is doing a lot of work there.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

And also how small.

This is/has been one of the smartest and funniest places for discussion on the internet. I really hope Kinja doesn't kill it outright.

I prefer whiskying my outrage.

When I come back to Toronto from hanging out with family in Texas, I inevitably get comments on my accent.

Where's the beef?

I thought he said in the video that he spent time there with folks who ran livestock.

Also, a lot of it has a strong element of surreality, which would be difficult to represent concretely.