So are there cocaine spas as well?

Whoa, dude, I quoted that in the "funniest word" comments! Now I'm tingling!

I see what you did there.

I'm sure a speech therapist could help with that lisp.

I've got a gal in one of those!

Jesus Christ you're old.

I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!

"Moist them from orbit, it's the only…."…dammit, no, never mind.

There is not much better list than from here:
Bulbous Bouffant

That was one of the words in a recent poetry contest my spouse entered. It's really nasty to try and fit in anything that otherwise sounds naturalistic.

I suppose it and Fred Armisten are marginally acceptable.

Kimchi.

Is that like "horsepucky", in that the "wallop" is some feature of a cod?

Yep, you hear "kerfuffle" all the time in the heartland.

He can go fuck himself. Along with Fred Durst and Right Said Fred.

This feels like blasphemy, since Mr. Rogers was a treasure to humanity. I'd love to say something snarky, but I just can't bring myself to do it about Fred Rogers.

"Tits like coconuts…but sparrows like bananas."

Yes please.

Eh, pretty much like a dog.

My dog has no nose.