Orange juice isn't supposed to be brown?

Do you know who else has made nearly a billion dollars from tequila? Jimmy fuckin' Buffet.

Wait, Paltrow made vodka out of her kid?

[English accent] "We asked, what makes the essence of gin, what is true to the spirit? We wanted a gin that delights the imbiber, that is designed from the finest ingredients to produce the best gin experience in the world.

Hehe, "load", hehe.

Sure, Rosemary was fine and all, but let's be real, George has phenomenal charisma. He's not coasting on his name.

"We know what you are, we're just haggling about the price."

Now you're just making up gay porn titles.

That's what you get with such an old gaffer.

Some Grips don't really deserve the money, but there is one who sure does.

I suppose it has to be "DEE-stroys Texas" for it to scan, which actually works with the whole country angle.

The franchise has made one and a half billion dollars. I don't feel sorry for anyone, except the movie-going public.

Something something Mattel pun.

Sir Philip Anthony Hopkins CBE doesn't come cheap.

And why they renamed the film from Velocity.

"There was nothin' civil about it!"

I buy my orange juice with extra arty pulp.

An adaptation of Mansfield Park from a few years back dealt directly with slavery, although didn't portray it.

Well, as long as you don't know the hitchhiker, and corpse disposal takes a while, it's not that far off.

Gary Nucar, right?