Doesn't "utilikilt" largely cover that?

It's HIS-story, after all!

"You maniacs! You rompered it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

Does that entail both mouths?

"It can be two things, amirite?! Yo, up top! BOOM!"

Not even Dwayne Johnson could make this look undorky.

Sorry — "Throatwarbler Mangrove".

"Eye dew"

C'mon, dude, it's not like he was white or anything.

Kidneys.

Christ, show some respect you pig!

You have very specific sexual fantasies.

If so, damned good on her — Pete was a tool.

Dressing…undressing…making exciting underwear…

"people certainly do masturbate"

Alison's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

I thought the tradition was only one silly pun per reply. Now you've used up all the obvious ones for everyone else.

She has certainly matured well from her Community days. And as always she's an excellent actor.

You think you are stronger and would defeat her easily?

He's hungry like the wolf.